tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86444702734129220.post563696981713063881..comments2021-04-26T10:06:04.359-07:00Comments on Peelings from the spud of life: The Way We Live Now (2), or Never Ask How, Only WhySpudhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10934500251389921821noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86444702734129220.post-73311454363327527372021-04-26T10:05:04.841-07:002021-04-26T10:05:04.841-07:00How to Join the Illuminati666 brotherhood!!! Call ...How to Join the Illuminati666 brotherhood!!! Call or Whats'App Mr Berry Castle +1(779) 324-0633 Are you in Germany, USA, Europe or anywhere in the world you want to be rich, famous, and posses power..<br />BENEFITS GIVEN TO NEW MEMBERS WHO JOIN ILLUMINATI.<br />1. A Cash reward worth $500,000.00 USD after initiation.<br />2. A New Sleek Dream CAR valued at USD $30,000 USD<br />3.A Dream House bought in the country of your own choice<br />4. One Month holiday (fully paid) to your dream tourist destination.<br />5.One year Golf Membership package<br />6.A V.I.P treatment in all Airports in the World<br />7.A total Lifestyle change<br />8.Access to Bohemian Grove.<br />9.Monthly payment of $100,000,00 USD into your bank account every month as a member<br />10.One Month booked appointment with Top 5 world Leaders and Top 5 Celebrities in the World<br />BERRY CASTLEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02519508560117717331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86444702734129220.post-82384144388105001112013-11-30T01:22:56.384-08:002013-11-30T01:22:56.384-08:00Thanks to Jan Greenwood for this:
Too inept to in...Thanks to Jan Greenwood for this:<br /><br />Too inept to insert a profile (apparently), I rise to the challenge here instead: Client in call to Customer Service at a local newspaper: I would like to suggest that no further efforts are expended in [actually, not] delivering your daily newspaper to my house.<br /><br />CS: What would be appear to be the trouble?<br /><br />C: You may recall that over the last few months you and I have enjoyed several pleasant telephone conversations on the subject of how your delivery person manages to deliver only about 1 in 10 or 15 papers. In fact, I haven't seen your newspaper once during the last three weeks.<br /><br />CS: I am very sorry to hear that. I have spoken personally to the delivery person who assured me that the paper would be delivered. And it hasn't been?<br /><br />C: Well, not recently. Occasionally, I have in the past found one soaking wet under a shrub, or retrieved one from the sidewalk in similar state. But, no, not recently. <br /><br />CS: Well, I am really, really sorry. Would you like me to talk to the delivery person again?<br /><br />C: Well, thank you, but I think it is time to admit that I don't miss the paper and your efforts would be better directed elsewhere. Perhaps we could leave it at that.<br /><br />CS: Your subscription is still valid and your account has $11 remaining. Are you sure you wouldn't like us to try again?<br /><br />C: No, thank you. By all means you can reimburse me the $11 at your leisure, but I think we will leave it at that.<br /><br />CS: I'm afraid we won't be able to reimburse you the $11. You will be receiving an invoice of $21 (or thereabouts).<br /><br />C: I beg your pardon?! You just told me that I still had $11 in my account. Why would you be invoicing me more than twice that?<br /><br />CS: It's policy, our standard amount, whenever a customer cancels a contract before the end of the subscription.<br /><br />C: Let me get this right. You are going to charge me $21, actually $32, because I am cancelling a subscription for a newspaper you can't deliver?<br /><br />CS: Yes. (I swear).<br /><br />C: If I'm not very much mistaken, you are the ones who have broken the agreement implied by any contract insofar as you appear unable to deliver the product. Does that sound about right?<br /><br />CS: Well, yes, but this is policy. I can see why it mightn't make sense to you.<br /><br />C: You are right there, so let me offer you this to ponder: if you invoice me for cancelling a contract you could not fulfill in the first place, I will find it necessary to report this in a letter to the editor - and not to your paper, but one with a much larger circulation.<br /><br />CS: (Long pause). I think I see what you mean. We will reimburse you the $11 still in your account. (A cheque arrived the next day).<br />Spudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10934500251389921821noreply@blogger.com