I have succumbed.
I have had the words "IT'S ONLY" tattooed on the inside of my left eyelid and "A DREAM" tattooed on the inside of my right one.
So, if you ever see me at a work meeting with my eyes closed, you will know that I'm not asleep.
If, on the other hand, we're making love, don't worry: it'll be the ecstasy of it all. Honest.