I am no longer available for selection for the England football team

Following Emile Heskey's shock announcement that he will no longer be available for selection for the England football team, I wish it to be known that I am not available for selection either. In fact, I think we should start a national campaign in which everyone over the age of 16 should declare to the Football Association that they are not available for selection for the England football team, and I will happily deliver a list of these people to Soho Square, along with a large wheely-bin full of potato peelings. I await names from my many supporters, including those of you who have a foreign passport but English ancestry. You can't be too careful these days.